Frick.

Frick the postman who whistles a tune
Frick the sun, I miss the moon
Frick the clock and frick its beep
Frick the morning, I want more sleep
Frick the toast and frick the jam
Frick J-Lo, frick Will-I-Am
Frick radio one for just being on
Frick every mother fricking one
Frick the bus and frick the tube
Frick the people who say I'm rude
Frick my boss, he says I'm late
He's fricking right but I'm fricking great
Everyday man, frick this shit
Frick this job, I fricking quit!