
Often penguins are seen in zoos and in their natural environment (whether it be the North Pole or New Zealand , they are great in most places) but can you imagine how happy you’d be if you saw a penguin on a bus? Or in the bath?
I know what you’re thinking – I have found a whole new world of hilarity and fuzzy penguin happiness. Here are my favourite places in which I would most like to see penguins:
1. At a wedding (preferably a penguin wedding, where all the guests are penguins)
2. In the river – just having a swim.
3. In my VERY OWN HOUSE! Just watching telly with me, can you even imagine how cool that would be?
4. On the London Tube. At first I thought maybe the penguin could be getting annoyed at how congested the tube is and then realised that penguins never get annoyed, because they are just too cute! Also a penguin on the tube would make the other passengers happier.
5. On the roof – Hahaha!
Imagine how good life would be if penguins were where you don’t expect them to be.
Sadly I’m a copywriter, not a penguin mover, otherwise I promise I would make it happen.
"whether it be the North Pole or New Zealand" ... there are no penguins at the North Pole... although admittedly a penguin at the North Pole would be hilarious if only for the look on the Polar Bears face
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